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EDIT 5: Using this Satan face: :icontrollfaceplz: is a sin.
EDIT 4: DON'T LET THE ENABLERS WIN!!! D':
EDIT 3: Want proof that gays are sinners? [link] Here it is!
EDIT 2: MORE FOLLOWERS OF JESUS CHRIST! I LOVE THEE! REPEL THE ENABLERS AND SINNERS!
EDIT: FOLLOWERS OF JESUS CHRIST IS ON THE RISE! ^-^

As a really true Christian, God told me to not to hang out with homosexuals because:

1.They're sinners!
2.Homosex is a sin;abomination!
3.It's disgusting! The word "asshole", "butthurt"' and "fucker" are sinner words. "Trolling" is a sin, too!
4.Jesus said so!

Jesus said not to hang out with black people because they'll make me black!

And hanging out with tall people makes you tall! Tall people are sinners, too, because they are taller than Jesús Christo.

If your gay, GO AWAY!

Holy shit people I'm joking.
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:iconavaroonii:
Avaroonii Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
trollplz 
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:iconstella-miner:
Stella-Miner Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2016
i'm going to assume this is a joke because I cackled like an old man when I saw this.
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:iconvixensomethingtale:
VixenSomethingTale Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2015  New Deviant Student Digital Artist
"Jesus said not to hang out with black people because they'll make me black!"

I couldn't stop laughing
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:iconkristhetrashlord:
KrisTheTrashLord Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2015  Student General Artist
How does that NOT get anyone to think that this is a joke?!
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:iconvixensomethingtale:
VixenSomethingTale Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2015  New Deviant Student Digital Artist
I have no clue
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:iconlunamatsu:
LunaMatsu Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2015  Student Digital Artist
"Holy shit people I'm joking."
SOMEONE READ THIS TEXT GODDAMN IT
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:iconmissaquapastel:
MissAquaPastel Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I thought this was serious at first xD This is funny 
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:iconranting-randy:
Ranting-Randy Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2015
I'm going to sound like a hipster but...

I knew it was a joke before the small text.
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:iconkristhetrashlord:
KrisTheTrashLord Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2015  Student General Artist
You a good boy/girl/person.
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:iconranting-randy:
Ranting-Randy Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2015
Do I get a cookie or what?
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:iconkristhetrashlord:
KrisTheTrashLord Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2015  Student General Artist
Nope, but good job!
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:iconranting-randy:
Ranting-Randy Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2015
Darn..
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:iconmelimelo12:
MeliMelo12 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Look.
I'm lesbian.
All my friends are straight. I didn't make them become gay/lesbian
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:icontwistytortoise:
TwistyTortoise Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2015  Student Digital Artist

its funny how many people can't copy and paste the tiny text into a note pad or some shite.
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:iconkristhetrashlord:
KrisTheTrashLord Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2015  Student General Artist
I made it incredibly small to read it with the naked eye.
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:icontwistytortoise:
TwistyTortoise Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2015  Student Digital Artist
very
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:iconbirbtaur:
Birbtaur Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That tiny text is what prevents everyone from butt-fucking  you XD.
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:icondescoon:
Descoon Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... You're joking, right?
I don't give two fucks if me and my girlfriend hang around hetreosexaul people.
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:iconkristhetrashlord:
KrisTheTrashLord Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2015  Student General Artist
Nope.
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:icondoodedoo:
DooDeDoo Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*still can't tell if it's a joke or for real*
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:iconwixi-pixie:
Wixi-Pixie Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I was about to write you a long, long comment on why you're wrong.
And then I read the tiny text.
Holy hell you're good.
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:iconcatsglade:
catsglade Featured By Owner May 24, 2015  Student Digital Artist
>Is female
>Has boyfriend
>Best friend is gay
>I must be gay!
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:iconkristhetrashlord:
KrisTheTrashLord Featured By Owner May 24, 2015  Student General Artist
I don't have a boyfriend, though ;_;
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:iconcatsglade:
catsglade Featured By Owner May 24, 2015  Student Digital Artist
I was referring to myself
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:iconkristhetrashlord:
KrisTheTrashLord Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Student General Artist
Oh, hahahahahah
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:iconender-slack:
Ender-Slack Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Student Digital Artist
At first I was going to fucking murder you...


But then I saw the small text.

You got me.
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:iconwolfluvur12:
WolfLuvur12 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Oh my god, look at that. Another monster on DeviantArt. >> world-gsa.deviantart.com/art/G… <<
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:iconsnlckers:
SNlCKERS Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Good thing I figured out it was a joke early on X'D
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:iconkristhetrashlord:
KrisTheTrashLord Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Student General Artist
xD
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:iconjasminezheawesome:
jasminezheawesome Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yay im gay!
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:iconkristhetrashlord:
KrisTheTrashLord Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2014  Student General Artist
:thumbsup:
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:iconsovietfuturistic:
Sovietfuturistic Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014
I see Waitwhut? 
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:iconsexybigears69:
SexyBigEars69 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014
It's funny that no one solved this!

It's obvious that the definition of gay is happy

So guys, this is a stamp saying that being with >>happy<< people makes you >>happy.<<

NOW WHERE'S MY COOKIE
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:iconwixi-pixie:
Wixi-Pixie Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*give cookie*
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:iconkristhetrashlord:
KrisTheTrashLord Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Student General Artist
LOVE IT!
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:icondarkvikingmistress:
DarkVikingMistress Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:lol: good one

I must be totally GHEEEEEY :lol:
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:iconkristhetrashlord:
KrisTheTrashLord Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Student General Artist
I'M THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND I COMPEL YOU TO THE GAY BAR
.
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:icondarkvikingmistress:
DarkVikingMistress Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
JESUS CHRIST I NEED YOUR SLUTTY BUTTSEX I BEESEECH YOU LORD
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:iconkristhetrashlord:
KrisTheTrashLord Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Student General Artist
AWWW BABBY
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:icondarkvikingmistress:
DarkVikingMistress Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
YUS BABY IT BOUT TO BE THE SECOND CUMMING UP IN HERE
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:iconbarry-rose:
Barry-Rose Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I was hoping you were joking. The problem is, there are people like that and it sickens me to no end
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:iconkristhetrashlord:
KrisTheTrashLord Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Student General Artist
Yeah, there are people who actually thinks that and it pains me to know that they exist. There are people who believe that hanging out with gay people makes you gay but demands further proof of global warming.
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:iconbarry-rose:
Barry-Rose Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Some people are just dumb, sadly.
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:iconkristhetrashlord:
KrisTheTrashLord Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014  Student General Artist
They are. It's nice to poke fun at them.
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:iconacruxic:
Acruxic Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Student Filmographer
Haha, agreed
and by agreeing I mean not with the "obvious" joke description but I get what you're saying XD
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:iconkristhetrashlord:
KrisTheTrashLord Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Student General Artist
:iconshhplz:
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:iconacruxic:
Acruxic Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Student Filmographer
pff e3e
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KrisTheTrashLord Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2014  Student General Artist
You missed the party. :unimpressed:
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NinjaInWonderland Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I literally thought you were being serious till I read the small text. Even though you may seem like you're joking there are people who actually think exactly like this O.o
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